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A$20

A$226

1 - No Rooster this Size

1 = Jersey Size 1 - Mrs Yapper

10 - Doctors Claws

10 - Wombat or Doctor

2 - Denton or Geordie

2 - Mrs Yapper

2-3 = Jersey Size 2-Denton & 3-Nick

2-3 = Knicks Size 2-Mrs Yapper or 3-Denton

3 - Blue Steel or Wattman

3 - Wattman or Denton

37-39 Flaccid Flipper Size

37-39 Flaccid Shoe Size

4 - Coach or Merv

4 - Fanta or Nick

4 - Fanta Pants or Nick

4 - No Rooster Claws this Size

4-5 = Jersey Size 4-Doctor & 5-Diesel

4-5 = Knicks Size 4-Coach or 5-Diesel

40-42 Flaccid Shoe Size

43-45 Flaccid Shoe Size

46-48 Flaccid Shoe Size

5 - Diesel or Bandit

5 - No Rooster Claws this Size

51-54 - Mrs Yapper

54-57 - Gus or Diesel

57-60 - Wattman or Geordie

6 - Jedster or Wombat

6 - No Rooster Claws this Size

6 - Wombat

6-8 = Jersey Size 6-Wombat & 7-Jedster

6-8 = Knicks Size 6-Jedster & Above

7 - Jedster

7 - No Rooster Claws this Size

7 - No Rooster this Size

8 - Blue Steel or Wattman

8 - No Rooster this Size

8 - Wattmans Claws

9 - Fanta Pants Claws

9 - Pinkster or Yap Yap

16 products

Plain Z All Rounder Socks (no Flaccid branding)
Price$20.00
Plain Z3 Summer Socks (no Flaccid branding)
Price$23.00
Same as current kit

Short Finger Flaccid Gloves
Price$32.00
Same as current kit

Flaccid Summer Caps
Price$33.00
Same as current kit

Flaccid Chicken Wing Warmers
Price$38.00
Full Length Roubaix Flaccid Drumstick Warmers
Price$43.00
Flaccid Aero Socks
Price$52.00
RIDE ON Z1 Long Finger Gloves (no Flaccid branding)
Price$61.00
Same as current kit

Elite Stripes Flaccid Jersey
Price$110.00
Same as current kit

Elite Mission Flow Flaccid Gilet
Price$114.00
Pro Temps - Flaccid Gilet (3 Pockets)
Price$128.00
Same as current kit

Elite Power Flaccid Knicks
Price$143.00
For Boy Racer (check sizes)

Pro Carbon Flaccid Jersey
Price$157.00
Sleeves zip off

Elite-Z 07 - W&W Mission Flow Flaccid Jacket
Price$214.00
Pro 13 Goffrato+ Flaccid Knicks
Price$226.00
Pro 32 W&W Vent+ Flaccid Jacket
Price$226.00

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