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2026 Japan Kit
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(2XL) Bicep 38 / Length 51

(2XL) Dr (pre poo)

(3XL) 2026 Jedster

(L) 23-25.5cm

(L) 34" or 106

(L) 42-46 For an EU Flaccid Claw

(L) 6-10 For a UK Flaccid Claw

(L) 7-11 For a USA/AU Flaccid Claw

(L) Bicep 34 / Length 49

(L) Chest 100cm - Double Check Size Guide

(L) New Ado

(M) 23-23cm

(M) 32" or 101cm

(M) Bicep 32 / Length 48

(M) Chest 95cm - Double Check Size Guide

(M) New Denton

(S) 1-7 For a UK Flaccid Claw

(S) 17.5-20cm

(S) 2-8 For a USA/AU Flaccid Claw

(S) 30" or 96cm

(S) 37-41 For an EU Flaccid Claw

(S) Bicep 28 / Length 47

(S) Chest 90cm - Double Check Size Guide

(S) Old Denton

(XL) 36" or 111cm

(XL) >25.5cm

(XL) Bicep 36 / Length 50

(XL) Chest 105cm - Double Check Size Guide

(XL) Dr (post poo)

(XS) Don't Bother

(XXL) 38" or 116cm

(XXL) Chest 110cm - Double Check Size Guide

(XXXL) 40" or 121cm

(XXXL) Chest 115cm - Double Check Size Guide

L/XL (for the bigger little brain humans)

S/M (for the little brain humans)

10 products

Japanese Elite Jersey
Price$180.00
Japanese Flaccid Pro+ Bib Knicks
Price$163.00
Japanese Flaccid Pro Jacket
Price$160.00
Japanese Flaccid Pro+ Jersey
Price$143.00
Japanese Samurai Pro Vests
Price$105.00
Flaccid Karaage Chicken Wing Warmers
Price$50.00
Japanese Chop Stick Holders
Price$38.00
Japanese Flaccid Caps
Price$35.00
Min Qty Req'd - Order 2 Pair

Flaccid TFR Pro Socks
Price$17.50
Min Qty Req'd - Order 2 Pair

Flaccid TFR Pro Socks
Price$17.50

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